Education Rebel Gifts

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

'If we had school choice, I would choose not to go to school.'

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"We can't say they aren't learning. Twenty three of them have learned to call in sick."

'My brother hates school. He won't read in captivity.'

Ethics exam cheater.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Computer Class.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Sweet Girl Graduates

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

When Democrats Win, Democrats Win

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'