Schoolwork Rebel Gifts

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

Serious Putty

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Child finding school too hard.

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

Study more to pass more tests.

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

"My dad ate my homework."

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'