Schoolwork Rebel Pillows

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'No, my dad didn't do my paper. He got it off the internet.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Serious Putty

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Child finding school too hard.

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

Study more to pass more tests.

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."