Educational Rebel Pillows

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'If the school can send in substitute teachers, how come we can't send in substitute students?'

Ethics exam cheater.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Sweet Girl Graduates

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"