School Rebel Enthusiast Pillows

"Yeah, but it's okay because they'll never take me alive again."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."