Rebel High Schooler Pillows

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I gotta be me!"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'More hair than brains.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

City centre pub.

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"