Rebellious Student Pillows

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

Parental Role Model

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Essay Paper.

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

Banksy

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'