Rebellious Teen Pillows

"We said 'no' but then he started a crowd-funding campaign and bought it himself."

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'Why are you so upset over a little thing like your daughter's bikini.'

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

"I know I should live every day like it's my last, but if I skip class and my mom finds out it will be my last."

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

Young Frankenstein

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"I call to order this meeting of the 'reconquista' coalition. The first order of business is handing out U.S. flags to all members. We don't want people to think our subversive efforts to topple the American government is anti-American."

Young Mohican

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

'Where did we go wrong...?'