Teens With A Rebellious Streak Pillows

Young Frankenstein

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

City centre pub.

Whatever!

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

'Where's your self-hurt section?'