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Young Frankenstein

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

City centre pub.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."