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"I've just been called a 'materno-fascist.' "

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

City centre pub.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

Young Frankenstein

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

Young Mohican

"I call to order this meeting of the 'reconquista' coalition. The first order of business is handing out U.S. flags to all members. We don't want people to think our subversive efforts to topple the American government is anti-American."

'Where's your self-hurt section?'