Learning Rebel Pillows

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"