Educational Rebels Pillows

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

"See? I was born with a question mark. That's why I always question authority."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Sweet Girl Graduates

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

Bertrand Russell

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'