Homework Rebel Gifts

"I'm sorry...but homework is just not a core value for me!"

Experts say kids should do their own homework. Kids say experts have way too much time on their hands.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

''Homework'? -- what about my social life?'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"He says he's fed up of school."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

'Good, bad dog!'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '