Homework Warriors Gifts

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."