Homework Conquerors Gifts

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

GCSEs

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Good Luck!

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Bring It On!

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Final Exams Tip

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

GCSE's

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"What are you writing?"

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

Office Task Map

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"Maybe if you wrap your homework in a pill pocket, he'll eat it."