Homework Conquerors Gifts

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

GCSEs

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Good Luck!

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Bring It On!

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

Final Exams Tip

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

GCSE's

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"What are you writing?"

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

Office Task Map

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"