Homework Enthusiast Gifts

'It was okay, but they sure impose a lot of deadlines!'

'I want everybody to do their own homework. No crowdsourcing on this!'

Teacher in front of freaked out class: 'And to let you know how irritating homework excuses are, we'll start each day with fingernails on the chalkboard.'

"I may be a kid, but I'm a student, too! And students have needs! Desires! Rights! I will not allow those rights to be trampled upon by anyone...not even a teacher!"

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"Could you please bring me a doggy bag for my homework?"

"Keep reading. I have to do a book report on that tomorrow."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Will eat your homework for $.