Homework Hero Gifts

'Please turn it down - Daddy is trying to do your homework.'

'Thanks, but my homework is a little beyond your skill set, Mom.'

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid

Boo!

Teacher faints: 'The day the entire 6th grade class turned their homework in on time.'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"You still haven't finished your essay?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'I'm Kevin's teacher and I came to meet the cruel stepmother who won't let him do homework...'

"My virtual pet at my online report."

'The tip off was your reference to Gregory Peck's obsession with the Great White Whale.'

"A lot of homework?"

'Yes, I do have a good memory, but I didn't pay attention in class: Can you please help me with my homework?'

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

But MOM, I'll never finish history. They keeping making more of it.

'I can't wait to grow up and get a job so I don't have to bring work home.'

'Somehow, we must slow down her homework output...'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"So I think I'm going to do my college essay on 'Overcoming Adversity'."

"Where's my homework? Haven't you heard? Print is dead."

'This report, that your downloaded, is very good. Did you staple it yourself?'

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

'Mom, I forgot my homework. It's in my room. Can you scan it, and sent it to my smartphone? I'll download it to my tablet computer, then print it up in class.'

Teacher with work box: 'You could do better work.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'Not only will it help him concentrate, but recent studies have shown that students who take Ritalin are 40 less likely to do drugs.'