Homework Hero Gifts

'Please turn it down - Daddy is trying to do your homework.'

'Thanks, but my homework is a little beyond your skill set, Mom.'

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid

Boo!

'Who wrote this Perkins? You or Google!'

Teacher faints: 'The day the entire 6th grade class turned their homework in on time.'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"You still haven't finished your essay?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

Though it WAS possible that Wade's dog had eaten his homework, Mrs. Vorkley tested the remnants for traces of dog saliva.

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

'The tip off was your reference to Gregory Peck's obsession with the Great White Whale.'

"My virtual pet at my online report."

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'I'm Kevin's teacher and I came to meet the cruel stepmother who won't let him do homework...'

'Yes, I do have a good memory, but I didn't pay attention in class: Can you please help me with my homework?'

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

But MOM, I'll never finish history. They keeping making more of it.

'Somehow, we must slow down her homework output...'

"A lot of homework?"

'I can't wait to grow up and get a job so I don't have to bring work home.'

"Where's my homework? Haven't you heard? Print is dead."

'Please return my book report after you grade my work. I like to retain all the rights to my intellectual property.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Not only will it help him concentrate, but recent studies have shown that students who take Ritalin are 40 less likely to do drugs.'

"So I think I'm going to do my college essay on 'Overcoming Adversity'."

'Mom, I forgot my homework. It's in my room. Can you scan it, and sent it to my smartphone? I'll download it to my tablet computer, then print it up in class.'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

The Origin Of Cliff's Notes