Homework Guru Gifts

'Early warning signs of teacher burnout.'

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

'How's the homework today?'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"How was work?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Pull an all-nighter?

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'