Homework Lover Gifts

"Yay! The last day of school! What am I saying? For the next 75 days, I'll be miserable! No books! No quizzes! No homework!"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Do your research!

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Pull an all-nighter?

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Will eat your homework for $.

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."