Homework Hater Gifts

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

Homework eaten $2

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

'That's what happens if you don't do your homework!'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'I told my teacher the dog ate my homework. She wants to have the dog x-rayed.'

'You'll like this new dog food Gus. It's homework flavour.'

'As you can see, my dog has an eating problem. My homework was just one of the things he ate today.'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Baldo, you never seem to be in a hurry to finish to do your homework."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"In addition to opting out of state testing, I've added an addendum, to my mom's note that allows me to opt out of Science, Phy Ed and anything resembling homework."

"Rufus doesn't like homework. He threw up after eating it."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I want you to stop giving my son homework."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"These grades speak for themselves. They say 'no TV for a month'."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I know it's customary the first week of school, but frankly, boys and girls, I don't care how you spent your summer vacation."

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: 'Hey-hey, ho-ho...the scourge of homework has to go!! And brussel sprouts, too...I need a bigger bullhorn.'

Can you carry my coursework, Mum?

"Oh! Homework."

'Today we learned about math. I'm sure glad I'm all done with that!'

'Bad homework eating dog! Bad!'

"It's a broken education system when the only solution is more and more homework."

"The dog ate my homework, but I had to shred it and mix it with his food."

"You need to start eating homework with better grades."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'Remember, keep your head in the clouds. That's where we stored your homework.'

Chez Homework

'I had that nightmare again, where I get eaten by a dog!'

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'