Hater Of Chores Gifts

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

Suggestions box in a toilet.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

Chez Homework

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

'Bernie,when you hang your waders up to dry you are supposed to get out of them first.'

"Baldo, you never seem to be in a hurry to finish to do your homework."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

'As you can see, my dog has an eating problem. My homework was just one of the things he ate today.'

"I want you to stop giving my son homework."

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

Homework eaten $2

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

'You'll like this new dog food Gus. It's homework flavour.'

Can you carry my coursework, Mum?

'Remember, keep your head in the clouds. That's where we stored your homework.'

'I had that nightmare again, where I get eaten by a dog!'

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

"It's a broken education system when the only solution is more and more homework."