Hater Of Chores T-Shirts

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

Suggestions box in a toilet.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

'Bernie,when you hang your waders up to dry you are supposed to get out of them first.'

"Baldo, you never seem to be in a hurry to finish to do your homework."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

'As you can see, my dog has an eating problem. My homework was just one of the things he ate today.'

"I want you to stop giving my son homework."

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

Homework eaten $2

'You'll like this new dog food Gus. It's homework flavour.'

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

Can you carry my coursework, Mum?

'Remember, keep your head in the clouds. That's where we stored your homework.'

I was always in trouble at chef school. My parents kept eating my homework.

"It's a broken education system when the only solution is more and more homework."

'I had that nightmare again, where I get eaten by a dog!'

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'