Chore Hater Gifts

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

A man washing a mascot costume

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Lawnmower

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

The four housemen of procrastination

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."