Chore Avoiders Gifts

Driveway sealing roller tubes! Fun for the kids and no work for you!

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

The four housemen of procrastination

"We need to walk."

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Your back went out because your front went out.'

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

What can I get you? Ham sandwich with extra cheese. Double banana split. Side of sugar. Coming up, sir. I am abandoning my New Year's diet! If you're gonna go down, go down in flames. Burn these gym clothes!

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."