Domestic Chore Avoider Gifts

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"I don't want you doing any more heavy lifting or any of the physical work around the house.. From now on, we're just going to live like pigs."

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Why do chicks dig vampires? They're forbidden, immortal. They have unimaginable strength. They visit at night, bringing wisdom and sensuality. And if they don't take out the trash or mow the lawn you can burn them to death with sunlight! Yikes. They can get housework done while I sleep.

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"Just empty it."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"I would be happy to help you with the dishes, Mom, but I'm afraid I'd get water in my phone."

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."