Household Chore Avoider Gifts

Instructions: Let wife do the washing

Kitchen Tetris

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Washing Line Walker

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"Just empty it."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

Nate Sure Abhors a Vacuum!

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."