Tiny Chore Avoider Gifts

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

A man washing a mascot costume

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

The four housemen of procrastination

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Child doing the washing up

The Procrastinatorium.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

School

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."