"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"
Farm Chore Avoider Gifts
If you know someone who dodges farm chores with a grin, our creative collection captures their fun attitude perfectly. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the ideal gift that says, "I’d rather be doing anything else." Celebrate their playful avoidance and make them smile with items designed for those who prefer leisure over labor, all with a humorous twist.
'Little Yank' Calf Puller.
'Cow in love'
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
Good News about winter
Thank you, Essential Workers
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
An early space launch attempt.
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
Cow of BEEF
Free Range Employees.
"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...
Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!
'Where's my glove?'
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).
"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."
'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'
"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."
"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."
'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'
Dogs and Chickens
FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING
'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'
A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.
"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."
"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!
'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'
'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'
'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'
"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."
"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"
"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."
"It's your turn to shovel the perch."
'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'
Farm Chore Avoider Gifts Collection
Farm Chore Avoider Mugs
Looking for more farm chore avoider humor? Explore our collection of mugs that poke fun at avoiding work on the farm with witty designs.
Farm Chore Avoider Pillows
Check out our pillows that humorously celebrate sidestepping farm chores—perfect for their cozy space.
Farm Chore Avoider Prints
Find prints that make a humorous statement about avoiding farm labor—great for decorating their favorite retreat.
Farm Chore Avoider T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for farm chore avoiders—wear your avoidance with pride and a good laugh!