Farm Chore Avoider Gifts

If you know someone who dodges farm chores with a grin, our creative collection captures their fun attitude perfectly. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the ideal gift that says, "I’d rather be doing anything else." Celebrate their playful avoidance and make them smile with items designed for those who prefer leisure over labor, all with a humorous twist.

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"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!" mockup

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

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'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

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'Cow in love'

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'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

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Good News about winter

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Thank you, Essential Workers

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"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go." mockup

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

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An early space launch attempt.

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It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight! mockup

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

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Free Range Employees.

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Cow of BEEF

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"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right... mockup

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

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'Where's my glove?'

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Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide! mockup

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

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"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today." mockup

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

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"Life is beautiful, and it's messy." mockup

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

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'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!' mockup

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

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"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list." mockup

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

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FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

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'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.' mockup

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

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Dogs and Chickens

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"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork." mockup

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

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'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.' mockup

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

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"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls! mockup

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

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'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.' mockup

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

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A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

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"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work." mockup

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

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'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

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'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

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"It's your turn to shovel the perch." mockup

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

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'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!' mockup

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

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"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn." mockup

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage." mockup

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

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Farm Chore Avoider Gifts Collection

Farm Chore Avoider Mugs

Looking for more farm chore avoider humor? Explore our collection of mugs that poke fun at avoiding work on the farm with witty designs.

Farm Chore Avoider Pillows

Check out our pillows that humorously celebrate sidestepping farm chores—perfect for their cozy space.

Farm Chore Avoider Prints

Find prints that make a humorous statement about avoiding farm labor—great for decorating their favorite retreat.

Farm Chore Avoider T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts designed for farm chore avoiders—wear your avoidance with pride and a good laugh!