Farm Chore Avoider Mugs

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Good News about winter

Thank you, Essential Workers

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

An early space launch attempt.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."