Ironic Chore Avoider Mugs

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

The four housemen of procrastination

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.