Tiny Chore Avoider T-Shirts

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

A man washing a mascot costume

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

The four housemen of procrastination

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Child doing the washing up

The Procrastinatorium.

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Why do chicks dig vampires? They're forbidden, immortal. They have unimaginable strength. They visit at night, bringing wisdom and sensuality. And if they don't take out the trash or mow the lawn you can burn them to death with sunlight! Yikes. They can get housework done while I sleep.

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

School

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"