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'Have you shoveled the snow off the walkway?'

Kitchen Tetris

A man washing a mascot costume

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

The four housemen of procrastination

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Cleaning service on skates.

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"