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'Have you shoveled the snow off the walkway?'

A man washing a mascot costume

Kitchen Tetris

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

The four housemen of procrastination

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

Cleaning service on skates.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

Why do chicks dig vampires? They're forbidden, immortal. They have unimaginable strength. They visit at night, bringing wisdom and sensuality. And if they don't take out the trash or mow the lawn you can burn them to death with sunlight! Yikes. They can get housework done while I sleep.

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."