Domestic Chore Avoider Pillows

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"I don't want you doing any more heavy lifting or any of the physical work around the house.. From now on, we're just going to live like pigs."

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Just empty it."

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

"Well, it will just have to wait."

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"I would be happy to help you with the dishes, Mom, but I'm afraid I'd get water in my phone."

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'