Indoor Chore Avoider Pillows

'To answer your question, I'll do indoors when they produce a home sit-on motorized carpet-cleaner.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

The four housemen of procrastination

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

Why do chicks dig vampires? They're forbidden, immortal. They have unimaginable strength. They visit at night, bringing wisdom and sensuality. And if they don't take out the trash or mow the lawn you can burn them to death with sunlight! Yikes. They can get housework done while I sleep.

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

"How do you work one of these?"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"