Indoor Chore Avoider Prints

'To answer your question, I'll do indoors when they produce a home sit-on motorized carpet-cleaner.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

The four housemen of procrastination

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

"How do you work one of these?"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."