Lazy Chore Evader Pillows

"You need to put the bin out, Malcom."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

The four housemen of procrastination

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'I'm tired of cleaning the erasers, Mrs. Myers -- can I debug the educational software instead?'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."