Avoider Of Chores Pillows

"My new glasses can see every speck of dust. That's why I don't wear them."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Serious Putty

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

"He appears to have eaten some homework."

"Yes, Gary, I'm sure the school hasn't banned your math textbook. Now, go back to class."

'I'm going to give YOU a 2 minute warning. Time to do your homework!'