Avoiding Chores Pillows

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Working from Home

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."