Homework Avoiders Pillows

Billy strip: help with homework.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Serious Putty

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

"A catfish ate my homework."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

Chez Homework

Homework eating dogs

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.