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Billy strip: help with homework.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Serious Putty

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

Homework eating dogs

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'