Homework Evaders T-Shirts

'My homework is escaping.'

"Cyberspace ate my homework."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

Serious Putty

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

"A catfish ate my homework."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

Homework eating dogs

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."