'My homework is escaping.'
Homework Evaders Gifts
Looking for a fun way to celebrate or gently tease the homework dodgers? Our collection features witty and creative products designed to bring a smile to those who prefer to avoid their assignments. Whether for a student friend, a sibling, or yourself, these items add humor and personality to the everyday challenge of homework. Brighten up the study space or share a laugh with creative gifts that recognize the struggle in a playful way.
"Cyberspace ate my homework."
"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."
'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'
"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."
"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."
"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."
"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."
"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"
"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"
Serious Putty
'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''
"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."
Billy strip: help with homework.
'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'
"I virtually finished my homework."
'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'
"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
"A catfish ate my homework."
'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'
"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."
"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."
"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"
"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."
Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!
Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...
'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'
"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."
Chez Homework
"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"
'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'
"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"
"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"
Homework eating dogs
Homework Evaders Gifts Collection
Homework Evaders Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate procrastination with humor. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a laugh with their coffee.
Homework Evaders Pillows
Discover pillows that add a fun, witty touch to any homework evader’s space. Perfect for a cozy, humorous vibe.
Homework Evaders Prints
Browse motivational prints that bring a humorous twist to studying or avoiding homework—ideal for vibrant, personalized decor.
Homework Evaders T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts that humorously acknowledge the art of avoiding homework. A great gift for students with a playful spirit.