Exam Evaders Gifts

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

"Ted doesn't test well."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

Please wait to be yelled at.

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

Last day of school.

What would you do if you only had one hour to live?

"As you leave this year behind, remember you did your best to soar with eagles, to be the best you can be, best of luck, my honorable students."

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

One thing I'll always be thankful for is that I got here before there were any SATs.

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

'Turns out four score and seven years isn't the length of the school day.'

'My homework is escaping.'

"Stop it. You're gonna make homework come out of my nose."

'My brother hates school. He won't read in captivity.'

"If there's an evacuation plan for tornadoes, why isn't there an evacuation plan for tests?"

"It's the last day of school! It's the only day of the year where I'm not expected to learn anything!"

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'You're three hours late with no explanations...congratulations, you've passed.'

"This isn't the way to the sno-cone stand."