Exam Evaders Pillows

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

"Ted doesn't test well."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Last day of school.

What would you do if you only had one hour to live?

"As you leave this year behind, remember you did your best to soar with eagles, to be the best you can be, best of luck, my honorable students."

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

One thing I'll always be thankful for is that I got here before there were any SATs.

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

'Turns out four score and seven years isn't the length of the school day.'

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

'My homework is escaping.'

'My brother hates school. He won't read in captivity.'

"If there's an evacuation plan for tornadoes, why isn't there an evacuation plan for tests?"

"It's the last day of school! It's the only day of the year where I'm not expected to learn anything!"

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"This isn't the way to the sno-cone stand."

'Look, they definitely don't want to go back to school.'

"I'm sick and can't come to school today. Do you need a loaner?"