Exam Avoider Pillows

"If I'm going to be a lifelong learner, why are you giving me a test now?"

"In addition to opting out of state testing, I've added an addendum, to my mom's note that allows me to opt out of Science, Phy Ed and anything resembling homework."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Serious Putty

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Nervous at a party.

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."