School Avoider Pillows

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'My brother hates school. He won't read in captivity.'

'Look, they definitely don't want to go back to school.'

"This isn't the way to the sno-cone stand."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Serious Putty

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Nervous at a party.

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Good parenting.

"We came early to avoid the conga line."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

Last day of school.

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"