School Avoider Enthusiast Pillows

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Serious Putty

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'