School Avoider Enthusiast Pillows

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Serious Putty

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"