Education Evader Pillows

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Serious Putty

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

As I understand it, if the ancient Greeks had had television to watch and video games to play, we wouldn't be stuck with all this stupid geometry.

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Please wait to be yelled at.

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

Teacher's Lounge

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

Last day of school.

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

"As you leave this year behind, remember you did your best to soar with eagles, to be the best you can be, best of luck, my honorable students."

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

Back to School Jitters

"I got an extension.'

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

One thing I'll always be thankful for is that I got here before there were any SATs.

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

Learn While You Hibernate.

Chuckie's test results come back negative.

'My brother hates school. He won't read in captivity.'