Grade Evader Pillows

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

"Hey, mom! That 'F' I got in history...my creative writing teacher read it and gave me an 'A'."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"It could be a false negative Maybe I should take the test again."

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."

"Robert prays for the answers."

'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

Spring Painter

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

"Give me a good grade and years from now you'll be the favorite teacher I'll use to answer a security questions."

'My homework is escaping.'